Golf....................?

Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't...





10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.


9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.


8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.


7. Look at the size of his putter.


6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.


5. Mind if I join your threesome?


4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.


3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.


2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.





And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:





1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.|||i dont like golf...but if i heard that all day id laugh my butt off|||Omg that is so funny and jokes XD


HAVE A STAR MY GOOD FRIEND =)|||thanx 4 all the jokes keep em comin lol|||hahahhaahaha


those are really funny


haha yea i liked the first one too lol|||i work in a golf complex and we have sigh that reads grass sprayed with chemicals don't lick your balls and wash your hands after playing with your balls|||loooooooooooooooool


never played golf in my life